had to look that one up too, aren’t you using the three seashells like civilized people?
Shells? I just use my hands. That’s awfully fancy.
Toilet paper is gay, it touches your butthole.
It’s gay so you don’t have to
Only if you don’t get pregnant.
This is funnier because in my country, we actually use bidet showers instead of toilet paper.
Ha, bum gun.
Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.
Why stop there?
Where is this promised land
Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.
The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall…
A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though…
Yes, if you’re lucky to have the sink close to the toilet bowl that’d ideal. In my case I had to run a pipe around
Replacement seats with built-in bidets are becoming more and more common, they just attach to the water line on the back of tank, they’re very convenient.
Can’t attach after installing the toilet without making holes though. Not an option for a rental.
His butt is one of today’s lucky 10,000!
tf’s a toilet yall
A potato you say? Intriguing.