“fix ci” “Again” “Maybe?”

Every time I work on CIs I just lose it after 1 or 2 commits and squash merge later on. Also when integrating projects together (eg I’m working on a language and made a POC for a new parser in a separate project) I’m just like “hajzjgkzlabai yes”

“A dumbass committed her email address hardcoded as a recipient for all mails, again.”

– Me, the dumbass

For personal stuff especially when I use git just to sync between laptop and computer most of my commits are the things that don’t work and I use for new stuff ~for changes and X for broken stuff.

So a commit can be " + new feature ~logging to accommodate new feature X Edge case crashes the new feature."

Debug

Degug

Debugging

Itdiydigxigxjxutxu

Debug

189cbca refactor

425b7de increased bullshitry levels

33bc72d works on my machine

f5fe8ed who the fuck cares

112e7ff probably did more shit

c02191c updater cool factor

Two users trying to chat with each other via commit messages.

1: “Youtube bro” 2: “Ohoo thanks”

Small Fixes

Added 1800 new lines…

One senior guy managed to merge with the commit template, as is, with **Insert brief summary here** and **description goes here**

It was one with a message that someone copied from a commit I had made a full year before. It broke the build right before a release and the commit message bore no relation to the changes, of course.

Because they had copied my message, it had my initials in. I had visits from irate managers in other buildings who ranted at me for a good 5 minutes without letting me get a word in to tell them that 1) it wasn’t me, and 2) undoing a subversion commit was a one-line command and not a good reason for the stupid amount of drama (there were no database or other irrevocable changes).

The last manager to speak to me told me it was still my fault as it was a bad message in the first place. The message read “Fixing typo in the audit log”.

I use a single dot when committing to a feature branch. I will either rebase or merge --squash anyway, so what’s the point really.

e: in my private projects that is, I use a jira ticket number at work, because I have to.

Worst commit that i pushed receantly was git commit -m "._." for my personal js practice repo. I needed it because all of the content is “CRLF” but I’m using “LF” on my machine.