God never got over being dumped by Lucifer.
Thaaaats why he hates homosexuality
The Greek gods were frequently described as being like this. They were some combination of angry, stupid and conceited a lot of the time. Petulant children, just like the humans who worshipped them.
The only difference is that you might get away with calling a fellow human angry, stupid or conceited. Those very qualities in the gods made that much less likely if you did it to them.
There’s a neat link with satire and human leaders if you squint a bit. I mean it isn’t that long since they were declaring themselves gods. And a few still claim their right under the name of some god or another.
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Did you forget about the part where he was nailed to a cross?
And don’t forget that in Christianity, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are the same person, so God both is and isn’t separate from Jesus somehow.
Halos imply holiness, not that you were ever mortal.
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Have you ever consumed other media? Gods in Dragonball often have halos, so I’m not sure what you think you’re getting at.
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Because halos don’t imply that
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Because if it didn’t had one, birds would shit on it’s face. That’s why statues had halo.
God is an asshole. Check your Old Testament. Jesus did the love thing. God’s a fucking prick. And isn’t real.
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Nailed it!
Giving off Chris Ware vibes.
