This narration style is a bit tiresome

Would be cool if the bar in question was a very small drive in an obscure location.

That way you’d have a hole in your wall die to a hole in the wall

I came here to say this

Bart Smit, that’s a blast from the past

The thumbnail is a bit off-putting tbh

Titlegore tbh

Proud of our secret service

No because the writer(s) are clearly on drugs. At least that’s the only way to explain that shit.

It’s the color of their paper:

When the FT started out, newspapers were black and white. But in 1893 – five years after the FT was founded – we began to publish the paper in a light salmon colour, to stand apart from competitors on the newsstand, and reduce costs by using unbleached recycled paper.

Yes I know, that’s why it’s so weird. In what way does that work?

If you suggested rubbing it in, at least the vector would be clear to me.

It’s there any paper in this, or is it purely anecdotal?

That eye floater bit sounds sketchy af

I was expecting the undertaker throwing mankind

Twas thnx

Thanks for sharing your story!

I just put mine on the washing machine during the centrifugal cycle

Hey, what’s up?

Well my schnauzer just went to the first floor. So I guess the dog is up.

Time to incarcerate them

Little Scandinavian band called Kashmir, mommy in love, daddy in space

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