i was gonna say, there have been a couple times my vision got grey and i thought i was going to pass out, but i just pumped my legs for 10 seconds and i was fine.

because alcohol relaxes muscles and all the medications doctors give as muscle relaxants in the past 20 years are placebos

The beast/devil can’t be conservative though, that’s a key evangelical belief

People have been making hats that can do what they claim neuralink can do for over a decade now, only the hats don’t require brain surgery.

they grew up wanting to collect cars and no one said they had to be operable

i’m pretty sure no one is jealous of the car that doesn’t get there no matter how pretty it is

Worked with the US federal government for much of my professional career, mostly in an adversarial role. “reliable federal data sources” do not exist

Maybe, maybe not. After too long of no sleep (around four days for me) I start to ache so much I need pain meds to sleep.

what, your grunch?

Butt too small

You know if I got a team of dachshunds tied to my recumbent…

so like there is one cat in our neighborhood that like everyone hates, even the people. even its owners. its name is snowball because it’s a white siamese, but the thing is a bastard. goes around the neighborhood peeking in windows and if it sees anyone it starts attacking the windows.

she was a trophy wife

that’s what my 1-meter blade pizza knife is for

What if you’re smoking a lot of weed?

Chop chop dig dig

I have a set of oneodio cans with 3.5 and 1/4 TRRS plugs on opposite ears. Works great with both in, just a little muted. I’ve thought about trying it with my wife’s which has all that plus Bluetooth and see how many feeds we can get at once.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

That’s me

Now imagine having to go through a roll a day