For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’d normally let this go, but since the whole post is about being pedantic imma make an exception:
I’m afraid that’s actually "hear, hear.’
Well god damn it, you got me. Lol