For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
BuT i ToW (once every 3 years)
Isnt it a Chevy pulling a jet in the old ad making the rounds? I’m sure that Chevy would be fucked after doing THAT a few times but it would handle your stupid uhaul sized trailer just fine.