owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·edit-22 months ago(I love when I get to post these joke chains) How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge. How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard. How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out. How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut. How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThe whales one took me a second!
(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.
The whales one took me a second!