My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.
Noodles + olive oil + grated Parmesan = salad?
When the doctor tells me to eat more salads, yes
Well, there’s noodle salad. I guess pasta is a hot noodle salad, like cereal in milk is a cold soup.