Amicitas@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNIST proposes barring some of the most nonsensical password rulesarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square170fedilinkarrow-up1528arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1525arrow-down1external-linkNIST proposes barring some of the most nonsensical password rulesarstechnica.comAmicitas@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square170fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFeelfold@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·2 months agoAll this 2FA, SSH, token / key stuff is garbage. Rectal vascular mapping is the only legitimate security option.
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months ago “Please insert your webcam.”
minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoIt took me a moment to notice those weren’t specifically security terms…
minus-squareProk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNow this is security I can get behind! Err, in front of?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI have one in my house! 🏡 Just reverse into it and Viola! The door opens! Works for the ref too! Hands free baby!
All this 2FA, SSH, token / key stuff is garbage. Rectal vascular mapping is the only legitimate security option.
It took me a moment to notice those weren’t specifically security terms…
Now this is security I can get behind! Err, in front of?
I have one in my house! 🏡 Just reverse into it and Viola! The door opens! Works for the ref too! Hands free baby!