The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 month agoA short, wholesome storylemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down127
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1imageA short, wholesome storylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141arrow-down5·1 month agoThat’s cute and all, but it’s also pretty much what Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, Spotify and all the other tech giants are doing when they’re joyfully tracking what people are doing without their knowledge or consent.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up179·1 month agoAre you saying they’re in love with me?
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-21 month agoI’m sure they are. How could they not? They love you for who you are and what you do and what you think…
minus-squaremakyo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoI’m sure they’d love to spend the rest of your life with you anyway
That’s cute and all, but it’s also pretty much what Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, Spotify and all the other tech giants are doing when they’re joyfully tracking what people are doing without their knowledge or consent.
Are you saying they’re in love with me?
I’m sure they are. How could they not? They love you for who you are and what you do and what you think…
What’s not to love?
I’m sure they’d love to spend the rest of your life with you anyway
Your money at least.