• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I enjoyed that call exactly once, when I left Comcast for RCN.

    “I’m calling to cancel my service.”

    “Why?”

    “RCN offers twice the download speeds for half what you charge. Can you beat that?”

    “…I’ll switch you to cancellations.”