• TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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    11 days ago

    The Thieves Guild punchcard: Get 12 muggings and the 13th converts your mugging to a light burgling at the address of your choice! [*]

    [*] You must present your punchcard before physical violence begins. If the address to be burgled is a police station, the next mugging will be upgraded to murder. Management takes 75% of all tips. Do not make Management sad. You wouldn’t like Management when it is sad.

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      Addendum, The establishment known as ‘The Bucket’ on Gleam street is considered a police station for the purposes of this punch card.