There are a lot of news articles about “back to the office”, but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let’s provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible.

I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in.

What would get you in the office?

  • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
    26·
    1 year ago

    An immense raise, free mass transit to the office and a free hot lunch every day would be the beginning of negotiations

    • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      1 year ago

      Yeah I’m not even sure that’d do it for me. Like theoretically if they paid me $1M/y I’d do it, but then only until I earned enough to work at a better job or retire and just make FOSS shit