If you are rich, you have other people doing the pedaling.
Gondola
Or you start at the top of the hill.
But you have to brag about your hard work ethics…
“But my dad owns BusinessCorp Inc.”
“Oh, my apologies sir, your VIP Express Elevator of Life is right this way. Would you care for a sparkling beverage?”
There could be a different way of life.
You could go halfway up and have a great time flying to the bottom.
Wait.
Like teenagers would believe what they would have to deal with.
That’s some horseshit. Put death on the top? Have some humanity and put it at the bottom of the other side
Those who are a substantial combination of privileged and lucky do at least have a flat section in the middle.
Before it’s someone’s turn to wipe their butts.
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