I heard two people arguing about whether or not someone farted.

  • Veedem@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Overheard on a game chat recently. Two guys arguing whether 100 guys could take on a silverback gorilla. One of them insisted that silverbacks have impenetrable skin lol.

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      10 hours ago

      armed?

      human’s technology is our evolutionary advantage. a single human- even a weak one- could kill a gorilla if it had an appropriate rifle or shotgun.

      unarmed? dude might have a point… I’m not sure a hundred people could fight a gorilla at the same time.

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          6 hours ago

          “I could take a gorilla easy. What i woukd do is circle around the gorilla, dodging its attacks until it wore itself out then throw it into a sleeper hold until it was down for the count” - some guy who got his shit wrecked by a gorilla

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        9 hours ago

        They have way more strength muscle and much less endurance muscle. 1v1 x50 followed by 5v1 might work

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          8 hours ago

          Are we talking human-shaped automatons or actual humans? Cause if you tell me I’m up first to 1v1 that gorilla unarmed, I’m noping the fuck out of there.

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            8 hours ago

            also, I’m not sure we could muster enough strength to actually harm it without some sort of tool.

            I figure after it rips the first guy to shredds, everybody else decides it’s a stupid idea and the gorilla wins by default.