Jokes on you, me and my friends just straight up flirt as compliments like “HOLY SHIT! Who is this hot dude?”
Was just going to say that this really depends on you and your friends. Got one friend group that is all about cuddling drunk, giving shoulder massages and complimenting each other. Got another that is more about board games and being sure feet don’t touch accidentally under the table. All friends are valid <3
I had one friend kinda like that. I felt really weirded out by it at first.
Haven’t interacted with him in years (he was married to another close friend of mine, they got divorced and I haven’t heard a peep from either of them in years sadge), but now the few friends I have that knew him as well still kinda make comments like him in his memory.
I love the ambiguity. Is “a friend like that” a person that cuddles or a person that has an irrational fear of touching feet?
One that would make jokes about how hot or handsome we were. Just had a sense of humor that seemed similar to the description.
straight up gay flirt
Hmm, I gotta get my work friends adjusted to this/conditioned to do this, it’s way too boring in the office.
How does one go about doing something like this?
I’ll try with a nice complement, perhaps a soft whisper at the urinals.
As long as they are close enought to know that you are not really trying to date them you are good to go
No, I don’t like people, I just want office shenanigans.
Then just go ahead and hope for the best
What, you women have never met a straight man before!? We honk each others’ dongs all the time! It’s called being interested in your friends!!!
Nothing wrong with a brojob between buddies.
Choo choo!
psh i’ll compliment a guy and leave it totally ambiguous.
I’ll compliment a man and French kiss him. Totally ambiguous.
it’s the frenchness. it’s ambiguous because it’s french :3
I’ll lovingly kiss a man, and then literally crucify him. Totally ambiguous!
Here’s an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.
Omg, a King Missile reference in the wild, how wild!!
And yes, discussing straight sex with the same sex person is gay, I’ve alloys felt that (still nothing wrong with that … well, apart from when the ultra-tryhardwannabe-alpha males do it, ugh, just kiss already and the the charade).
… or just leave it totally IamBiGayus - to be safe from the potential (mis)assumption that you are French.
As long as you’re in France this is not gay also if you’re French it’s ok, also if you have ever ate French fries it’s not Gay,.
I’m so glad I have actually good friends we can compliment and joke around without feeling uncomfortable ahah.
I started wearing women’s glasses and I cannot go outside without people complementing them. I go out with my gorgeous sexy partner, and people still complement my freaking glasses. They’re translucent pink cat eye frames.
Probably because they draw attention from the rest of your face, jerk!
Hey, sexy glasses, Jerkface!
You can’t do much about your friend’s haircut, but she’s got a couple of ways of getting into that underwear.
Just sayin’.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
He can get into her underwear now too. It’s 2025 bruh.
I just offer my friends head. Not gay but their haircut looks good yknow
I feel like this person doesn’t know any women or men.
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