• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    13 hours ago

    The militarily would send asks nicely Superman to deal with the “domestic terrorism” that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

    Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

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      22 hours ago

      Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

      Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

      That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

      Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.