Not the Onion?!? Why the hell is this not the Onion??
The Onion existed to post ridiculous headlines. Reality surpassed the Onion and started coming up with headlines even more ridiculous than what the Onion could come up with. At this point the Onion should just pivot and start posting sane rational headlines like “Republicans and Democrats agree on sensible budget, motion passes with broad bipartisan support”.
Thanks Obama!
That would make Viso about 39 at the time, an age when most people have learned not to smear poop.
Lol
Whoever wrote this never cleaned a public bathroom
Man the GOP is really putting forth some winning candidates this cycle eh?
Ah, yes, let’s lead with a picture of the guy who was accused of a thing he was probably not even in the state to be able to do.
Honestly, come on.
That headline really nicely sums up the state of present day US politics.
Yup. That’s why I don’t want to read the story. I need a break from the idiocy.
Found at the very bottom of the article, apparently on purpose. Down from seven, I suppose
