I wake up at 5, do nothing till 9, and then right as im falling asleep I get the urge to do stuff despite not having the energy to get up x3

Only the rich are cowbirds. Cowbirds are parasites that make other birds raise their young for them, kinda like Musk.

…i am in this picture snd i do not approve…

I like being an early bird. The night owls in the house may not like it but, at least we don’t have any cowbirds at home.

Early to bed early to rise makes a woman hot sweat and sigh.