Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.
Jalapenos with the pineapple is so stupidly good. You get bacon on there and then it’s like the crossroads of heavenly flavors. It’s not a pizza for the meek.
It’s a five gallon hat wearing, tambourine hand flailin, tastebuds up the wall wailin, genuine taste sensation!
Ok, just making sure. I’ve met people that enjoy under cooked pizza and bread sticks and I’ve come to realize that they all tend to suck outside of just their choice of gross pizza. Like who the fuck orders underdone pizza that you plan on sharing?
Deep dish is awesome and you go with like a spinach, mushroom, onion and garlic… What a pie!
Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you’ll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!
Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.
Obligatory pizza related chime in. You fuck with jalapenos on that sexy pineapple pizza?
Pineapple pairs the best with spicy pizzas, I always add it as an extra.
Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I’m high. Lol.
Jalapenos with the pineapple is so stupidly good. You get bacon on there and then it’s like the crossroads of heavenly flavors. It’s not a pizza for the meek.
It’s a five gallon hat wearing, tambourine hand flailin, tastebuds up the wall wailin, genuine taste sensation!
It’s so fucking good, but I’m more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin’ teeth. Lol.
Hmm, does that mean you’re also going soft not crispy pizza?
I can do crispy crust, it’s not too hard. But I do also love a deep dish. Lol.
Ok, just making sure. I’ve met people that enjoy under cooked pizza and bread sticks and I’ve come to realize that they all tend to suck outside of just their choice of gross pizza. Like who the fuck orders underdone pizza that you plan on sharing?
Deep dish is awesome and you go with like a spinach, mushroom, onion and garlic… What a pie!
You and I should be pizza friends. I will cook amazing pizza. Lol.
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This ain’t your fathers pizza coitus, jack! EXTREME!!!
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Some say it was a fault, I say it was my sweet and spicy pleasure.
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Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you’ll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!
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You heretic! I want you to know that if I could discriminate against you for putting pineapple on pizza, I absolutely would!
I respect their right to put pineapple pizza, but I’ll be damned if our pizzas are going to touch.
What about people who don’t eat pizza crust?
They are wonderful people. Especially when they tear off the crust so I can eat it.
They’re useful idiots if they give me their crusts.