Thanks 😆

Please tell us the infraction though!

It’s not possible to realistically portray the history and nature of our relationship in a brief internet message, to give any idea of how to interpret the context of the issue between us. I’d have to write a long message to you in a DM if you’re the sort of person who would have any advice or insight… But suffice to say that it doesn’t really matter what the issue is, more about whether we’re open to solving it together, and so far this has worked in moving communication forward.

Sorry internet, I don’t have hot gossip for you to decide AITA (because neither one of us are assholes). I just wanted to share what I thought was mildly absurd and amusing for entertainment.