No no no! Woodchopper might be fun the first dozen or so but would quickly get boring. I want a spectacle! What if we made them do a variation of a ninja warrior obstacle course with the promise that if they make it thru the gauntlet they’ll be free? (They won’t make it)
Who needs a volcano when woodchippers can park right in your driveway.
Remember to load them feet first kids!
*jots down ‘load kids feet first into chipper’
Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?
Well, your heart’s in the right place.
And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!
No no no! Woodchopper might be fun the first dozen or so but would quickly get boring. I want a spectacle! What if we made them do a variation of a ninja warrior obstacle course with the promise that if they make it thru the gauntlet they’ll be free? (They won’t make it)