• dfc09@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I once clocked into work, and promptly shit my pants because I trusted a fart.

    I immediately called my manager and just said “hey I just shit my pants, I’m going to go home and clean up”

    She was so flabbergasted with my direct honesty, it was beautiful. Own it, people! We’ve all done it and the only embarrassing part comes from within!

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      1 year ago

      When I shat my pants at work, I just told my boss that I needed to leave and he said “OK.” You don’t even have to think about the shit in your pants with mutual trust and respect.

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        1 year ago

        Fair, and that would probably work just fine at my current job, but I was working at a gas station and 19 years old. Very seldom would a gas station manager let an employee leave without feeling very entitled to an explanation.