• key@lemmy.keychat.org
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    11 months ago

    It’s been scientifically proven that the only way to eliminate a curse is to utilize a strong electromagnetic field to extract the negative spectral ions (often called cions) that comprise the curse from the pores of your skin. If the curse was inflicted to you for a long time or is especially powerful then it might have permeated your body, in which case it requires drinking a special compound of magnetic dust (to attract the cions), activated charcoal (to contain them safely), egg yolk (to hold the formulation together), and vegetable fiber (to aid in passing the result). So depending on the severity of the curse I’d do one of those options.

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      11 months ago

      Even better, smear the compound on your body: this has the side effect of making you look like a moron but the thing is, if you tried this remedy indeed you are one.