• platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    — 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

    — My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

    — We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.