Grand_Raccoon0924@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.todayimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1880arrow-down126
arrow-up1854arrow-down1imageThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.todayGrand_Raccoon0924@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up146arrow-down1·9 months ago“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.” “Those are all normal noises.” “Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.” “Just sit back and relax.” “That’s just the engine powering up.” “That’s just the engine struggling.” “That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up61·9 months ago“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.” “They’re bluffing.”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·9 months ago“That’s just the gremlin ripping apart the wing.”
minus-squareTheDoctorDonna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·9 months agoThere’s some…thing…onthewing
minus-squarefidodo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 months agoThat noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·9 months ago“Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry” “Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that’s the captain speaking, it’s fine.”
“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”
“Those are all normal noises.”
“Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”
“Just sit back and relax.”
“That’s just the engine powering up.”
“That’s just the engine struggling.”
“That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.”
“They’re bluffing.”
“That’s just the gremlin ripping apart the wing.”
There’s some…thing…onthewing
That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.
“Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry”
“Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that’s the captain speaking, it’s fine.”