• TheControlled@lemmy.world
    40·
    9 months ago

    This happened to me last night. I know how to play MTG already but two of my friends are literally in another league. They bring their super expensive, mega curated, hyper optimized decks and laid waste to me and my other friend who is a lot better than me. It was basically just the other two playing each other and I honestly got pretty butthurt. I don’t always get to have us all together, and we aren’t always in the mood to play MTG, so when the planets aligned and we all did, they just came to obliterate us. Cool, glad you had fun I guess but I sure as fuck didn’t. Yeah, it’s great to hang out and talk etc, but a novice playing a grand master isn’t very enjoyable. I asked them to bring chiller decks next time because otherwise I’d rather just watch a movie.

    Anyway, comic: relatable.

    • Firestorm Druid@lemmy.zipEnglish
      16·
      9 months ago

      Fuck pub stompers. I can only imagine their little brittle egos not being able to handle playing a weaker deck against a beginner.

      I hope this hasn’t ruined all the interest in the game for you

    • Zennyker@lemmy.world
      9·
      9 months ago

      Alternatively, allow everybody to use proxy decks. Then they can have their fun with their decks and you have enough forepowers to fight on fair footing

      Unless the problems is also that you are not that experienced at MTG, but since you said you know how to play, this could be an alternative

      But in any case, yeah, they should have taken into account everyone else’s fun, for sure

    • Smokeydope@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      9 months ago

      They probably didn’t really have fun either, at that point you don’t play to have fun, the fun stopped for them a long time ago. The only thing left is the hollow thrill of owning competitio to stoke your ego and not feel like a complete looser who spent thousands of dollars and countless hours you’ll never get back taking a children’s card game seriously. Real friends that actually care about other people know how to hold themselves back so everyone can have fun (until the shit talking starts from that one mf and you gotta take the gloves off)

    • Phantaminum@lemmy.zip
      7·
      9 months ago

      I have some friends like that, and we play commander so pay to win is always a thing. My GF and I have a precon each and we talked with those friend and now all of us have a precon te be in an closer level than “rat infinite combo vs hobbits precon.”

      With some time we have improved our main decks to be more capable of standing. But we are not close yet xd.

      You did the right thing talking to them and saying that if they don’t chill out it will be not funny for half the table.

    • fluxion@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      9 months ago

      When I was a young lad my friends’ brothers were regularly part of our matches and would absolutely stomp us every time because they actually had jobs to buy individual rares to complete their decks, or would constantly dupe us out of any good rares we’d come across with the booster packs we got from our weekly allowance by offering a whole bunch of shitty rares and making us think it was a good trade, or doing the same thing to get us to put them up as ante for a round before stomping us and collecting their winnings.

      Absolutely predatory. There should be laws against the shenanigans they pulled on us.

      Also, we’d all play these big “fast mana, fast draw” games sometimes where you always draw till you have 8 cards, and could play every land from your hand during your turn. Sometimes there’s be like 6 people playing at the same time. They’d build these “suicide” decks with cards like hurricane that did X damage to all players, and pair them with protections to absolutely slaughter the entire playing field before we could even get anything good into play. Absolute psychopaths.

      Still some of the best times of my life.