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    10 months ago

    CNN Management: I’m worried that since our purchase by a right-wing nut job and our spectacular idiot explosion of the last CEO, that we’re still in danger of being considered a valid corporate news outlet. What can we do?

    CNN Schmuck: We could force mandatory tracking and ads on all website visitors.

    CNN Management: Brilliant!

    toilet flushing noises

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      10 months ago

      I’m pretty sure you could argue that CNN is a lot of things but right wing is not one of them.