Finally! Something I can relate to… having 2 kids and a dog and stepping into the mystery water is even more interesting because now you have to find out wtf you even stepped in. It’s water… if you’re lucky.

I still think accidentally getting poop on your finger while wiping is way worse.

Yep, life is waiting to kill you. Life is what happens between the moments that life is actually trying to kill you. How deep is that!

Now excuse me, my toaster is on the rim of my bathtub rim and the toast is stuck so I need to stick a fork into it.

That feel when you slip and somehow end up near a hill