• BaronOfHair@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    That’s more absurd than my ex, who began wearing full-coverage panties to bed, until I consented to give her the credit card without monitoring her spending. In fairness to my ex, this made mixing 50 ounces of stryctnine into her spaghetti far more appealing than it had been prior

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        8 months ago

        “Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about”

        Definitely not Danny or Joey. The former has been dinner for the worms since '22, and the latter’s career has been dead for decades longer than that