A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

Philo@lemmy.ca · 8 months ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

The other half of the joke:

As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks…

“Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”

tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 8 months ago

Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that “Bounty” is also a paper towel brand.

Doombot1@lemmy.one · 8 months ago

I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

Philo@lemmy.ca · edit-2 8 months ago

Nah, population wise the USA dwarfs the UK and Canada combined, Bounty is more widely understood as a paper towel.