• AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      If God is real then he’s a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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        8 months ago

        I’d make it purgatory-style, where you’re stomped and ripped apart by farm animals you’ve eaten, and only then you get to heaven, have a cuppa tea with them and laugh about it.

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          8 months ago

          I had this same conversation in the middle of nowhere with a farmer. And for just a moment, a hint of a second this massive bloke quietly said “do you really believe all those animals would be up there?” I doubt I changed his mind overall but maybe gave him pause for thought.

      • Flax@feddit.uk
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        8 months ago

        To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together