I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.

They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    You should probably not eat so much bread. You may have a gluten intolerance. See if you can blow up a balloon with the next one.