Only thing that had come to mind when I saw it was how many times it had been done to death, already.
Honestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.
I went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) “why the long face” “my wife left me” joke with no additional context or writing
Bizarre you’d not google your joke to see if it’d been done before
There was a folk song I remember when I was younger about the unicorns. Found a recording.
What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we’re missing out on something great…
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Yeah I bet they taste great…
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The animals, the animals, what did you think I meant!? :-P
Hello, FBI? Yes this comment right here.
#fuckableasses
There’s an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it’s known elsewhere too.
There’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.
Are these things supposed to be anything in particular or just random weird creatures?
Random animal that doesn’t exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)
They have wings?
On Noach posts i do like the funny : ’ Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?’
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