• CPMSP@midwest.social
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    5 months ago

    Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

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      5 months ago

      Could I have this on a notarized, laminated card to keep in my pocket? Otherwise I’ll just do the same thing I always do.

      • look confused
      • say something like ‘I’m not sure, where were you thinking of going? Oh, and I have a doctors appointment on Tuesday , so not then’
      • ‘hey, where are you going?’
      • six months later, doing something random. ‘Fuck, i did it again’