• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Babies are the most adorable things that routinely ruin your sleep isolate you from your friends eat your entire wallet and reward you by making you personally clean all their literal shit.

    And some how when they grow up all you can do is wish you had your adorable scrunchietato back

      • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4 months ago

        I think the lack of commas is a stylistic choice, the unceasing torrent of negative words relating to the frantic nature of parenthood, dealing with one thing after another without pause.

        If it’s not, then that seems like quite a happy little accident!

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      4 months ago

      And some how when they grow up all you can do is wish you had your adorable scrunchietato back

      Speak for yourself, fam. Parenting has only gotten better as they age for me. Every year has been better than the last. Granted, they are 8 and 11 so things might change at some point soon. Lol

      I miss very little about them being babies. It was a miserable time, a study even showed that the year after the birth of a first child is worse for happiness than the death of your spouse.