Fucking love Butters. This is his best quote in the whole show. Just pure wholesomeness.

Biggus Dickus

Goals

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It’s not just about the clock.

When you’re done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that’s remaining.

Oh woops, I’m on mobile and didn’t see it

Where’s broccoli?

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Ew

I don’t know why people are downvoting you for asking valid questions and trying to learn. Fuck those reddit assholes.

Fucking gorgeous is more like it, got damn

Posting is praxis

Ocean Front Property

George Strait called it in 1986

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

Ecosia. These days it’s better than Google.

I’m sending this to my team

Same, but I’ve only recently started seeing it