What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama
The Corolla E110 was the eighth generation of cars sold by Toyota under the Corolla nameplate.
What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama
That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you
We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!
One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work
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I don’t have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like “Okay ABCC11 you get… Earwax and <shuffles around> …ah. Body odor”.
That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind
Sorry, I hope I didn’t come off as aggressive! I just think it’s amazing all the different ways people think.
While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time
Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent
Are you able to visualize? I have an inner monologue but no ability to visualize
Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!
In my neck of the woods it was called fisher price windows lol
Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024
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You and your 692 partners can fuck off
PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.
Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”
I remember having it explained to me in catechism (essentially catholic religious education) that they would know you’re in hell and wouldn’t miss you. Kind of a fucked up thing to tell a 6 year old, but what are you gonna do
“Steel is stronger than wood, so let’s make our trestle out of metal toothpicks”
If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool