Smug reminder that macOS is best OS

I always liked knowing I could kill it with a press. None of this “asking” to shutdown.

That looks so distracting.

My hand aches just reading thing. My brain hurts thinking about reading my illegible handwriting.

While cute, it would be false advertising for a 386.

If it doesn’t have that hard drive crunch to remind me it hasn’t locked up than I’m not interested.

You’d get better performance from an emulator running in a raspberry pi inside that case.

<Obligatory Linux plug>

They never have any male sexbots. 🙄

Where are you, Gigolo Joe?

Isn’t that primarily for painting? Like procreate on tablets?

I’d settle for anything better that GIMP 🤮

Affinity Photo, Affinity Designer, Affinity Publisher

Sorry, no linux versions.

It’s hardly theft to add new features to your product.

Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.

It would take a miracle.

Speak for yourself.

The front screen is what no one wants in a cheaper version. Don’t cut back on sound and cameras ffs

Give me 5000 nuggets and bacon on muh ice cream.

drives away

Be careful?

Let’s go break it.