567PrimeMover

Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

I’m thinking it’s that little pile in the lower left-hand corner of the frame

11’8" bridge cares not for your “freedoms”

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

Holy shit thank you. I’m always in the car or somewhere where you can’t just casually look something like that up, and by the time I get home I forget. Also the whole feeling awkward about looking it up. It seems like one of those oddly specific things where you kinda have to already know what it is to ask about it (if that makes sense), so it seems suspicious to be asking questions about it

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

Every so often, Robert Evans from Behind the Bastards mentions this. I want to know what it is so badly, but also don’t want that shit in my search history

The salutation for System Administrator day is "Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I’ve got you here do you think you can "

The customary reply is “Thanks! I’ll add it to my list”

I can imagine that parcel services see so much weird shit that it might be good to have a generic catch-all message when something unexpected happens.

That or you’re gonna have to have a status message for “someone tried to ship 500 ziplock baggies full of astroglide and it took us all afternoon to clean up the sorting machine”

I have a USB-C cable that will only work in a specific orientation. So I’ll plug in a device, laptop won’t recognize it, (sigh) unplug and flip the cable, and then everything works.

They sync (via wire or wirelessly) to a smartphone app that offers a pass-through toggle to pipe speech through the phone’s speaker — minimizing the need to remove the mask

I want to pipe this through a voice changer so I can sound like Darth Vader to anyone I talk to.

Growing up in the NorthWoods, naturally I’ve seen deer fight. They rear up on their hind legs and kick with their fronts as they come back down. There’s about a 50% chance of a mama doe either doing that, or just running. I guarantee if mama decides to fight you’re not gonna have a good time

Because then they don’t have a display the size of a living room TV to shove ads in your face

I love his videos on CDs and LaserDisks

Silly me, not thinking of the poor little corporations again

What’s unsafe is having to navigate a giant fischer price interface whenever you want to adjust the A/C

This reminds me of the time Kate Mulgrew (cpt. Janeway on Start Trek Voyager) got hired to do a voice over for a documentary trailer only for her to find out later that it was a Flat Earther “documentary”

Probably lived somewhere where driving was a regular highschool class. My school had that, and I think it was a sophomore level class. They scrapped it when I was a freshman though, so I never got to take it

Honestly, if you live somewhere with really high urban density and/or good public transit, there’s a good chance a significant portion of that population has never bothered to learn to drive. So there’s lots of people who’ve never needed to drive in their whole life who find themselves somewhere where you can’t exist without a car. Bam, recipe for 25 year old student driver.

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Ages ago when I was in college, I had a little Brother laser printer. It was more than enough, as I was only printing B&W documents. It was wireless and you could easily get a few thousand pages per toner cartridge. Hell it even did duplex via a special duplex tray on the front. I loved that little thing, and eventually gave it away when I graduated as I basically stopped using it. If I ever find myself in a situation where I need to buy a printer, Brother is the only brand on my list.

Also, the lights would flicker whenever I fired it up, lol! that baby drew a lot of power.