Outback Trading Low Rider Duster.

Good duckie duckie!

Well, you can stuff your wounds with the silky smooth sand and shards institutional toilet paper, me, I’ll be looking like a Yeti with all those tampon strings…Damn!

I’m hoping for Weird AL.

Oak dowels will be 2 to 3 times harder than pine, and more durable because of that. Widely available at any hardware store.

Those and round phone jacks about every 10 feet or so. There’s a phone jack in the hallway! Not even connected to a landline anymore. And because we opted for the ultra-deluxe old home, an intercom system that made a zapping noise accompanied by a perfect little curl of smoke when we turned it on for the first time. Yeeeehaaaaaa!!!