If they smoked, they’d be dead.

I wouldn’t have to look at them anymore.

So… my focus is more on the implications of this.

A dictator tells his people the women in his country need to have more kids.

That could be really really really bad.

Like,… hundreds of thousands of women strapped to machines bad.

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should’ve tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

It’s times like these, anon that we consult at the church of Honey Mussey for forgiveness and strength.

It’s a slow ten minutes

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I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

Why bother? You can get an sbc PC with a decent agpu, throw SteamOS on it and have the little PC console of your dreams. There’s a few good 6600U ones online. $300-$400. You’d dwarf the library of an arm console limited to Android, even with emulation.

Fuck the running shoes too.

The mainstream web… yes.

The back of the house has never been fucking better. Mastodon changed the game. Why hang out at some asshole’s website, hating the website, lacking features and full of advertisements to suck you dry, when you can just come down to the flea market of federated social media and shoot the shit with someone real?

Yeeesh!!! Google Play? They won’t be on there long, lmao.

my pasta is awfully dry…

Hey man don’t shoot the messenger. I found it on 4chan and it looked cool.

I used Arch for about a decade but I got really tired of babysitting.

Oh, that library causes crashes to such and such app, either downgrade or eat shit until it’s updated again

That can be a day,… a week, a month, maybe longer.

Mint is new enough without being too new and it’s polished enough without seeming like too much, like Garuda or most flavors of Ubuntu.

I mean, if you’re still wanting, it’s wanting.

Personally I don’t really touch EA or Ubisoft so, I don’t miss anything, and even if I was into them, from the looks of things, I wouldn’t be missing much.

and I don’t believe any of those factors are improving without either a collapse or a revolution. There are better wastes of paper found in most bathrooms.