My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.