I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

And there are only 2000 fluent speakers of Hawaiian, let’s go colonialism!

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Not before Skyrim: Fuck You Buy This Again Edition

Who is pooping with me right now?