They wanted 26,000$ to extend the Cable line 1000feet, from the end of their line, from our neighbors house to ours. This was in a rural town in NY that was supposed to get 100% access to spectrum (only other option is phone line Frontier). The state gave them a ridiculous amount of money to do this, and nope can’t be bothered. It’s 2024 we still have the same phone line Internet there that we had in 1998…
And the cops all will be able judge 25 feet down to the inch, it’s like their amazing ability to know exactly how fast you’re driving with just their Spidey sense. With their super selective hearing, though, they can only hear gunshots from hundreds of miles around so they’re always scared, it’s why they need their safety circle and emotional support gun.