Dang thanks for the reminder, kind person. I have some foods to dispose of…

He better hope she doesn’t witch him the fuck up. Like i dunno turning him into a newt?

Lover by Taylor Swift. Also Toxic by Brittany

Wow, what else would you expect from this crack team of parking garage lawyers? Very on brand too - mAkE hIm StOp - jUsT sUe HiM!

Exactly. Maybe in only 10 years, who knows?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

And the dumpster fire that is Unity continues…

Geez which humans did he help??