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So what’s he catching in panel 5?

Same here, I thought it was fantastic! We got a nice epic finale that wrapped up a lot of plot threads quite nicely. I haven’t enjoyed a finale that much since Schlock Mercenary wrapped up after a couple decades. Kudos to Sam Logan!

Just because you can find reasons doesn’t make them good ones. It’s a civic duty.

Quite a lot has changed since Nietzsche’s time. For example, germ theory is no longer fringe science.

In Miami, many will interpret a turn signal as a challenge of dominance.

“Oh, you’re trying to get in front of me? Well fuck you I’m going to speed up!”

Nevermind that Fuckface was going 5mph under the speed limit in the left lane. How dare you be in front of him?!?

What the fuck did I just watch?

And where can I get more?

You should try a healthier hobby, like heroin.

Play both. One thing being great shouldn’t affect another great thing.

You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.

As it should be

My dude, the patch just came out. It’s likely just a surge of traffic.

Joined! Let’s manage democracy together, brother!

Charlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.

My dude I’m not going to explain comedy to you. It isn’t objective or universal. If you don’t find it funny, that’s okay. This comic ain’t for you.

My dude, I agree with you. I’m just explaining how we get bullshit like this movie. Not actually supporting it or approving in any way. I can tell you right now that I have no intention of seeing this movie.

Also, everything is awesome.

I’m not the author or an expert or anything. But I’m fairly sure the joke is about how his license expired and she just made him realize she’s a witness to murder.

I’m not disputing anything you’re saying, just trying to explain the logic of a movie production studio. If they’re trying to make a Minecraft movie, they’re going to gear it to maximize the revenue from their audience.

If they made it a kids movie, it’s because they thought that would make them the most money. Whatever kind of movie they made, it’s for monetary reasons.

That may be so, but that’s irrelevant to them. Their IP is Minecraft, not Roblox. They only need to appeal to the largest demographic of people who enjoy Minecraft (aka kids, not adults). The other interests of their target audience are hardly relevant. All that matters is that they’re interested in the topic though to see a movie.

Or more accurately, bug their parents to pay to see the movie. Because those are additional tickets, too.

Shout-out to his spiritual successor, Homey D. Clown.

Homey don’t play dat.