YEAH?! WELL YOU CAN KISS MY-

Oh, sorry. Thanks!

I got my old high school drama teacher to do it. She’s a cool person and was happy to. But it was weird to have to ask her to do it. I started out with, “this is a really stupid request, but…”

Agreed. I’m married to one!

Thanks!

It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s so random.

My older brother has been drawing stuff in a similar style his whole life. I sent him links and it blew his mind.

My wife made fun of me for having one of these.

And I told her that I just hadn’t thrown them out yet.

I don’t think anyone will ever need my spare Firewire cables.

There’s also Hugo Boss.

Weirdly, the person can be a U.S. citizen.

Yeah, but what if it was a ship full of assholes? I got shopping to do.

I learned it in high school because my girlfriend and a bunch of her friends played it at lunch, but I couldn’t tell you the first thing about playing it now.

This is exactly what happened the day many years ago when my grandparents, who were bridge fanatics, tried to teach the game to my mother and I. The whole thing was like they were speaking another language.

I would guess it is trivial enough for whoever that might wish to commit identity fraud on your behalf can get away with it pretty easily.

Let’s just hope I get there with a job lined up. I’m working my ass off for it.

I don’t think you need a government license to be a journalist or a minister. I’m sure you don’t to be a Salvation Army officer.

I published a zine in high school. Does that make me a journalist?

Also, I’m not sure that they realize how easily it is to form an LLC in the U.S. and name yourself chairman. And yes, this includes people with a U.S. passport.

Yeah, but like… Salvation Army officer?

I meant in terms of commerce. You IT people are on your own.

Very much so. They were never going to get the Pope on board, and without the Pope, they wouldn’t have had much of Europe on their side.

It would have worked if the rest of the world (or at least the major European powers) were on board. But since most of them were still ruled by kings, that wasn’t going to happen.