Cheers
Doug
X-Men
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Cheers
Doug
X-Men
Not mine. She’s a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she’s been with most her life.
I don’t appreciate her mocking me.
This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
Ape together broke strong
Hold my koala, I’m going in!
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns
I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.
Things I’ve never heard said before
I date myself regularly. But one night stands are getting old…
Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??
Something something lowest common denominator
I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves
There’s money in there
Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn’t want but would soon be fighting over.